- 7:17 am
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when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class
- 7:17 am
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Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.
- 6:50 am
- 94,118 notes
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
- 6:38 am
- 403,089 notes
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
(Source: automatically, via orgasm)
- 8:12 pm - Wed, Jul 16, 2014
- 648,379 notes
If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Holy fuck this messed me up
- 7:56 pm
- 197,356 notes
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
- 7:56 pm
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im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises
- 7:51 pm
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You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions.
When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you.
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums.
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.
Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer.
(Source: boyfroend, via generalbooty)
- 9:00 am - Sun, Jul 13, 2014
- 135,083 notes
if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it