3:00 pm - Sat, Aug 30, 2014
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graceespooks:

graceespooks:

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

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4:55 pm - Mon, Aug 18, 2014
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therealpsl:

EXTREME CLOSE-UP! WOAHHHHH! 

therealpsl:

EXTREME CLOSE-UP! WOAHHHHH! 

2:51 pm - Sat, Aug 16, 2014
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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

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2:46 pm
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dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

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2:34 pm
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2:26 pm
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surprisebitch:

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yes, that is britney spears, (who has sold more than 200 Million records, has six #1 albums, 2 diamond albums, has more than 400 awards, and is worth 200 million dollars) waiting in line to be served at starbucks wearing pyjamas

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7:03 pm - Thu, Aug 14, 2014
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6:58 pm
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tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

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6:55 pm
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8:26 pm - Mon, Aug 11, 2014
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8:21 pm
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spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

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40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

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