10:54 pm - Tue, Apr 22, 2014
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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest, via legalmexican)

10:53 pm
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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(via itwasupposetobeironic)

10:52 pm
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itseasytoremember:

When my brother’s xbox broke i tried to get him a new system but he said not to.

he was unconsolable

10:51 pm
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selenerpatrol:

mom: where the hell is all the halloween candy i bought? did you eat it all?

me:

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(via broccloi)

10:49 pm
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10:46 pm
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maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

(via spaceheaterz)

10:06 pm
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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via broccloi)

10:05 pm
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fallingfood:

Falling Fries

fallingfood:

Falling Fries

(via supremelylame)

8:57 pm - Sun, Apr 20, 2014
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typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

(via beyonceisthenamepizzaisthegame)

8:48 pm
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5:54 pm
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(via hi)

5:21 pm
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thisiselliz:

y’all in the past, this is the future

thisiselliz:

y’all in the past, this is the future

(Source: zbod, via ruinedchildhood)

5:09 pm
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urlcritic:

i’d rather eat a salad than go to school 

(via pizza)

5:07 pm
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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via jerkidiot)

5:06 pm
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foodchewer:

its called freedom of spinach

(via orgasm)

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