8:19 pm - Tue, Apr 15, 2014
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vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

(Source: trashboat, via orgasm)

8:19 pm
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undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

(Source: alpha--of---the--pack, via awakemefrommynightmaree)

9:43 pm - Mon, Apr 14, 2014
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braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

(via fake-mermaid)

8:57 pm
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ratgod:

ratgod:

I’m laughing so hard I took a picture of my rat sittin on my sink and as I took another picture he jumped on me and all I got was the lower half of his body flying thru the air I’m crying

im still laughing at this

(via drunken-rantics)

8:12 pm
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its-a-cat-world:

He forgot about his tongue for five minutes

its-a-cat-world:

He forgot about his tongue for five minutes

(via drunken-rantics)

7:26 pm
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craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

(Source: clambistro, via cadburycreamcoolator)

7:25 pm
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majortvjunkie:

i love seeing happy long distance relationships

majortvjunkie:

i love seeing happy long distance relationships

(via hi)

7:24 pm
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7:19 pm
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the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

(via pizza)

1:44 pm - Sun, Apr 13, 2014
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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via pizza)

1:41 pm
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souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

(via rniraclewhip)

12:18 pm
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nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

(Source: dovga.com, via onlylolgifs)

12:16 pm
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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via pizza)

12:12 pm
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silxnce:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

(Source: generalnazgrim, via legalmexican)

12:10 pm
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near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now

(via rniraclewhip)

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